Hi everyone, I'm Stephanie Potito and this is my first post!
First I would like to praise the inventor's secret project Kaleidokore . That's evil mind plotting in the shadows and through subtle threats and various forms of psychological manipulation did sì che tutte noi fossimo partecipi di questo blog di gruppo. Attualmente parte attiva del team come mente creativa e manager, la Signora Oscura detiene il 99,9% delle azioni Kaleido (dal valore di 50 galeoni l'una, niente cambio valuta con soldi babbani), salvo poi scappare tra qualche mese per destinazione ignota (con tutta probabilità Russia o Narnia) lasciandoci sommerse dai debiti...
Hi everybody! I’m Stefania Potito and this is my first post. First of all I’d like to praise the secret creator of the Kaleidokore project. A diabolic mind, secretely hatched behind the scenes and through subtle threats and several kinds of psychological manipulation, got us to be part of this group log. As present active part of the team, as well as creative mind and manager, the Dark Lady owns the 99.9 % of Kaleido shares (whose cost is 50 galleons each - no exchange with Muggle Money is allowed) and we can’t preclude the possibility that , in some months’ time, she is going to flee to an unknown destination (probably Russia or Narnia) thus leaving all of us full of debts...
Avendo così fin da subito compromesso irrimediabilmente la linea editoriale del blog, basata su un principio di serietà professionale, ho deciso di perseguire sino in fondo la mia personale via di perdizione generalmente nota come "umorismo idiota" ma che oggi rinomino "Spirito di Potito".
Giorni fa ho pensato che avremmo avuto bisogno di una mascotte, qualcosa di figo, un incrocio tra gli uomini-peluche a bordo campo nelle partite di football e le cheerleaders. Ma ho abbandonato la fusione insolita e vincente (enormi donne pelose con pon pon) quando ho ricevuto la Kaleido-illuminazione e ho condito la massa informe d’idee con superpoteri in salsa Kaleido. È nata Kaleido-Girl!
As I’ve immediately spoiled the blog editorial line, based on professional ethics, I’ve decided to keep on following my personal road to perdition, also known as “idiotic humour”, and that, - starting from now - I call “HUMOUR OF POTITO” (you see, in Italian slang a weak humour is called “potato” humour !)
As I’ve immediately spoiled the blog editorial line, based on professional ethics, I’ve decided to keep on following my personal road to perdition, also known as “idiotic humour”, and that, - starting from now - I call “HUMOUR OF POTITO” (you see, in Italian slang a weak humour is called “potato” humour !)
Some days ago I thought we would need a mascot, something cool, a sort of crossbreed: half a fluffy mascot man - like the ones near a football pitch - half a cheerleader. I finally Gave up the unusual and winning cast (a huge hairy woman with pompoms) When I got a brainwave and started kaleido-seasoning the shapeless dough of ideas with superpowers in kaleido-sauce. Kaleido-Girl Was Born!
Approval of Kaleido-Girl is due to pass through Congress official who voted democratically ...
The approval of Kaleido-Girl Had To be submitted to the official Congress' scrutiny: They Eventually Decided and democratically ...
The approval of Kaleido-Girl Had To be submitted to the official Congress' scrutiny: They Eventually Decided and democratically ...
... but unfortunately my proposal was rejected for a small handful of votes. I will not conceal that I have reason to believe that the results were rigged. Meanwhile Kaleido-Girl has been dismissed and sent home. Should return to his small remote village in the province unless there are unexpected turns ... basically you know, never accept steps from strangers.
Unfortunately my proposal was rejected because of few votes missing. Frankly, I believe that the results were rugged!
NO WAY!
In the meantime, Kaleido-Girl was given the sack and sent back home. She should go back to her remote province small hometown, unless there are unexpected turning points...after all, everybody knows that we must never accept lifts from strangers.
conclude this wave of nonsense with my variant of the title. In fact I designed before I realized that it is a bit out of season. Until next time!
I finish this stream of nonsense with my change of title. I Had it drawn before Realizing It Was out-of-date. Bye for now!
I finish this stream of nonsense with my change of title. I Had it drawn before Realizing It Was out-of-date. Bye for now!
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